How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
