saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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