I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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