I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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