but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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