Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
