I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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