why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
His nipple licking is glorious
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