I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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