Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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