Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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