he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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