I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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