To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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