She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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