forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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