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Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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