"it" just moved
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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