How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
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Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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