PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Dear god my vagina.
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