Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Another day, another engagement, another cat
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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