Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Sorry my hands just texted you
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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