we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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