You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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