that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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