yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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