Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Bring me that man meat
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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