Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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