grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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