North Korea, Best Korea!
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Randomize
