I just made out with a guy for $7.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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