how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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