my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
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honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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