just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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