she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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