Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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