But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Slut skills are useful in every country.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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