I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
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