party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
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woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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