I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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