My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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