16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
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I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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