You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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