Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Pants are for mortals
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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