we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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