I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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