But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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