I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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