escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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