Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
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reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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