Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
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whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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