Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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